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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Jaws 2 (1978)


I have a soft spot for Jaws 2. This is mainly due to the sense of nostalgia it evokes whenever I watch it, as opposed to it being a good movie. It was one of the very first movies my dad recorded on our VCR (in 1986) and, in fact, I saw Jaws 2 before I saw the original movie (we rented Jaws a few months later).  I was seven years-old at the time, therefore, I could have cared less about character development, or plotting, the only thing that mattered to me was the shark. As unnecessary sequels go, Jaws 2 isn’t bad, especially when compared to the countless Jaws rip-offs that were being produced at the same time (Orca, Grizzly, Humanoids from the Deep, and Barracuda, to name a few).  I would even argue that it is even better than the source material, Peter Benchley’s novel Jaws, which inspired the first movie.  Benchley’s novel is a truly dreadful piece of exploitation – it is equivalent to the kind of cinematic trash that Roger Corman was producing at New World Pictures at time – heavy on sex and violence (Hooper and Ellen have an affair), but light on story and characterizations.  It is absolutely miraculous how Steven Spielberg was able to take a piss poor novel and transform it into a cinematic masterpiece.  Jeannot Szwarc, the director of Jaws 2, deserves some credit for turning in a watchable movie, even if it greatly pales in comparison to its predecessor. 



Jaws 2 biggest flaw is that is a crowded movie. It is populated with characters completely devoid of any personality - I struggle to remember the names of the teenagers, with the exception of Tina, largely because she has a knack for being at right place at the right time; it is she and her boyfriend, Eddie, who witness the motorboat explosion and, later, stumble across the corpse of the half-eaten killer whale.  This is unfortunate, because it’s hard to care about the characters later on when they are being terrorized by the shark. There is also the unfortunate subplot involving Len Peterson, Ellen's greedy boss and local developer, who opposes Chief Martin Brody. This is supposed to add friction to Martin and Ellen’s marriage, but only serves as meaningless filler.  Roy Scheider does his best to bring an air of credibility of the proceedings, but there are a few moments where even he is defeated by the material; his performance in the first film was much more naturalistic, here, he tends to overact at times.  


There’s also a sense of a déjà vu in the movie’s first half - Chief Brody suspects a shark is swimming in the waters of Amity, but is greeted with initial skepticism by the town leaders; you would think that Mayor Vaughn would have learned his lesson after the events in the first movie.  This also begs the question: Why center the sequel on Chief Brody?  It would make more sense for the movie to follow the exploits of Matt Hooper – he is an oceanographer, hence it is only natural that he would inevitably encounter another great white shark.

It is also not surprising that the sequel is much more excessive in terms of the shark. In the first film, it wasn’t until the midway point that we were given a good look at the shark and, even then, it was fleeting. The sequel blows its wad in the first twenty minutes; the shark eats a water skier and then attacks the speedboat that was towing her.  In a laughable attempt at making the shark scarier, the filmmakers give it burn scars, the result of being in the middle of a boat explosion that it accidentally caused; the woman in the boat freaks out when she sees the shark, spills gasoline all over the boat and herself, and then fires a flare gun at the shark, which results in a big explosion.



Though, rather surprisingly, the death toll is relatively small (seven total) – this is an advantage in the movie’s favor. I recently watched the Roger Corman produced Sharktopus, and the move is devoid of any suspense largely because the body count (over 30) is so high that it becomes fairly redundant - every time the movie introduces a minor character they are promptly devoured. Indeed, most of the deaths are played for laughs. At least in Jaws 2, there is some element of suspense as to whether or not a character is going to survive. I still find the death of Marge to be a fairly shocking –after pulling Sean to safety she is swallowed whole by the shark. I also liked the fact that Sean is still traumatized by her death in the next scene as to just shaking it off; which is a tendency in most modern horror movies.  The last half hour is the strongest part  of the entire movie – the shark maybe a ridiculous at times, but at least the characters behave in a realistic fashion (no one cracks a stupid joke, there are no displays of bad assery), they are genuinely frightened and just want to survive.  The scene where the blonde girl, Lucy, starts praying may come off as maudlin, but it is perfectly believable, especially after having just witnessed her friend get devoured. 

Jaws 2 differentiates from its predecessor in that the second half is a race to the rescue, as opposed to being a hunting expedition.  In the first movie, the second half follows Brody, Quint, and Hooper as they hunt down the shark. The movie focuses entirely on their efforts to track down and kill the shark, without every once cutting back to the mainland – it effectively gives the audience a sense of isolation. These men are cut off from civilization and if anything goes wrong, no one will be able to save them.  Jaws 2, on the other hand, constantly cross cuts between Brody and the teenagers, and the “suspense” is built around whether or not Brody will arrive in time to save the teenagers from being devoured. It moves at a swift pace, but by constantly cutting back and forth between the two locations, it diffuses the tension – after each shark attack, the movie will cut back to Brody on the police launch, steadily on his way.  Brody gets sidelined for most of the second half; it’s only be sheer happenstance that he learns of the teenagers whereabouts.  It certainly doesn’t help that the teenagers are cardboard cutouts and lack the screen presence of the leads in the first movie.



I would like to think the scene with the beached killer whale corpse is a shot at the Jaws rip-off Orca; that movie begins with a killer whale killing a great white shark. It was producer Dino De Laurentis’ (still bitter that his King Kong remake made less money than Jaws) way of saying that Jaws was fun and stuff, but it was no match for Orca. Jaws 2, while definitely inferior to the first movie, is leagues a head of Orca.  Though, it is depressing to see that one of Jaws 2 biggest “scare” moments – the shark attacking the helicopter – is lifted from the movie Grizzly, another Jaws rip-off. In that film, the title monster (a fifteen foot grizzly bear) attacks a helicopter, though it only manages to spin it around a few times.



Jaws 2 proved to be enough of a hit that Universal green lit two more sequels (Jaws 3-D, and Jaws The Revenge), though it only did about 40% of the original movie.  It is an acceptable waste of time, especially on a dull, Sunday afternoon. So, if it happens to be playing on your local TV station (do they still show movies?) open up a six pack of beer and give it a watch. 


Credits

Cast:  Roy Scheider (Police Chief Martin Brody), Lorraine Gary (Ellen Brody), Murray Hamilton (Mayor Vaughn), Joseph Mascolo (Len Petersen), Jeffrey Kramer (Deputy Hendricks), Ann Dusenberry (Tina), Mark Gruner (Mike Brody), Marc Gilpin (Sean Brody), Collin Wilcox (Dr. Elkins), Gary Springer (Andy), Donna Wilkes (Jackie), Keith Gordon (Doug), David Elliott (Larry Vaughn, Jr.), Barry Coe (Tom), Gary Dubin (Eddie),  John Dukakis (Paul), G. Thomas Dunlap (Timmy), Cindy Grover (Lucy), Gigi Vorgan (Brooke), Billy Van Zandt (Bob),  Ben Marley (Patrick), Martha Swatek (Marge), Susan French (Grace), Jerry M. Baxter (Helicopter Pilot).


Director: Jeannot Szwarc
Screenplay: Carl Gottlieb, Howard Sackler.
Running Time: 116 min. 

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Why a Remake of Jaws is Inevitable and How Hollywood Will Screw it Up!



Jaws is arguably the greatest summer blockbuster movie ever made, it's a well made action thriller with a memorable screen villain and, more importantly, characters that the audience genuinely cares about.  There's excellent an review of Jaws on the website Jabootu, which does the film more justice than I could ever hope to do. Check it out! It's fairly long, but a good read nonetheless.




Why It Will Be Remade?
Jaws has spawned three sequels and countless rip offs that it’s only a matter of time that light bulb goes off in some studio exec’s head and says, “Why not remake Jaws? We can make it so much better with today’s technology!” The last decade of cinema has been littered with remakes and reboots of popular movies that updating Jaws isn’t nearly as farfetched as it seems: Gus Van Sant took a stab at Psycho and failed, Peter Jackson gave King Kong the Tolkien treatment, and Tim Burton has “re-imagined” three popular stories:  Planet of the Apes, Alice in Wonderland, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What’s to stop Hollywood from remaking Jaws?
How Hollywood Will Screw It Up!
-          Over reliance on CGI.
-          Amp up the body count.
-          Gratuitous nudity and explicit gore.
-          Making the cast younger and sexier!
The lead actor in Jaws is Roy Scheider, who not only is average looking, but middle aged as well. His character Chief Brody is a happily married to the loving Ellen Brody and the father of two boys. In short, he is completely lacking in sex appeal, something that would not fly in today’s world.  The whole happily married story line would be a turn off to the intended teenage audience, therefore the most logical step would be to make Chief Brody a young, sexy, and single man that is getting over a bad break up.  If Brody is a single man coping with a break up, then you have to provide him with a love interest that breaks though his icy exterior and helps him rediscover a purpose in life…..enter the sexy, but strong marine biologist Mary Hooper. In the original Jaws, the marine biologist was Matt Hooper played By Richard Dreyfuss, who like Roy Scheider is..gasp…AVERAGE LOOKING! Unacceptable! Switching Matt Hooper’s sex from male to female would not only provide Brody with a love interest, but being a marine biologist would justify her running around in a bikini for most of the film’s running time. Do the math:
“Sexy woman + ocean = Sexy woman in a revealing bikini.” 
Captain Quint would basically be the same, except he would be ruggedly handsome and have less of back story.  Who would be cast as the three leads?
Chief Brody – Channing Tatum.
He’s recently become big amongst the ladies and his expressionless face would be perfect for the lead role in action-horror film.

Mary Hooper- Jessica Biel.
She’s cornered the market on the strong and sexy woman, so why not? Plus she looks great in a bikini.

Captain Quint- Matthew McConaughey.
He was pretty convincing as a crazy sheriff in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation... so why not a half crazed sea captain? 

If I’m not mistaken, the original Jaws has a total death count of FIVE! Five?! That’s not scary! Not only that, but most of the violence is implied rather than seen. The audience doesn't get a glimpse of the shark until an hour into the movie…again UNACCEPTABLE!  This was largely due to failures in the mechanical shark; forcing Spielberg to come up with different methods to show the shark was there (e.g., POV shots in the water, John William’s score, the yellow barrels at the film’s end.)
Today’s filmmakers don’t have to worry about such draw backs, thanks to CGI. Instead of waiting an hour to unveil the title villain, the filmmaker could show the Great White Shark right off the bat, thus doing away with any unwanted build up or suspense.  In the opening scene of the original Jaws the shark devours an attractive blonde woman that’s skinny dipping at night....BORING.....just imagine how scarier it would be if the shark devoured not one, but a whole a group of attractive skinny dipping blondes! Such a display of gratuitous nudity and explicit gore would have the audience at the edge of their seats! Whereas the deaths in the original Jaws served a function to the overall story, in the remake the bodies will pile up without anyone so much as batting an eye. There will be no scene of a grieving mother slapping the face of Chief Brody nor of the visibly shaken mayor sickened by the thought that he put his son in danger, instead there will be scenes of random, scantily clad tourists meeting gory ends followed by scenes of Chief Brody romancing the strong willed Mary Hooper.  The film would not only be a remake Jaws, but a remake of the Jaws rip off Spring Break Shark Attack as well.  It will be the ultimate cinematic desecration!


Snow White's Revenge/Scandal (2024)

  It is difficult to write about Snow White’s Revenge without bringing up the ending, so readers beware, this review will contain spoilers...