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Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)



This is going to be a rather short review, because there is very little more to be said about Avengers: Infinity Wars. I’m not really interested in discussing spoiler or fan theories, so rather I’ll can do is give my initial impression. Avengers: Infinity War is the biggest Marvel movie to date; it is by no means the best. It is very reminiscent of the all star epics that dominated the cinema in the 1960; it is, essentially, The Longest Day of Super Hero movies.  While I don’t agree with the popular consensus on the movie (it currently ranked number in fifteen in the IMDB top 250), it is nevertheless a fairly entertaining movie.  The best thing I can say about the Marvel Extended Universe is that they have yet to make a bad movie; even their lesser movies fairly entertaining. 

The common criticism surrounding the movie is that it doesn’t stand on its own. NO KIDDING! The movie is not designed be a stand alone movie. The filmmakers are assuming that the audience is well versed in the Marvel Universe. This approach to filmmaking is annoying to many, but is not unprecedented; the old serials were constructed in a very similar manner. If you missed one chapter of the serial, then the rest of the story was nearly incomprehensible.  The Marvel Extended Universe very much carries on the tradition of serials like: Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe, Atom Man vs. Superman, and Batman and Robin; except that the Marvel movies have bigger budgets, better special effects, and first rate acting.  If Avengers: Infinity War was a 1940s serial most of the men would have pot bellies, and many of the effects would be achieved via stock footage of natural disasters. 

"They don't make them like to used to" is sometimes a good thing.
"Captain America" from 1944
"Captain America" present day.



I prefer Marvel’s trippier, outlandish movies like Guardians of the Galaxy series, Doctor Strange, and
Thor: Ragnorak. Naturally, my favorite parts of Avengers: Infinity War scenes featuring Thor, Rocket Raccoon, and Groot going off on a space advance, and  Doctor Strange, Iron Man, Spider-Man, and the rest of the Guardians teaming up to fight Thanos. This is also, ironically, the biggest flaw of the movie – all the fun, interesting characters are paired up in outer space, while the serious, less interesting characters are teamed up on Earth.  For instance, I find neither Vision nor Scarlet Witch to be particularly interesting characters, but much of the movie centers around their relationship.  It’s a rather forced romance that comes out of left field (I’m not familiar with the comics) and the chemistry between Paul Bettany and Elizabeth Olsen is nonexistent.   



Chris Evans (as Captain America) and Scarlet Johansson (Black Widow) are both fine actors, but they are given very little to do. Captain America has been in hiding since the events of Captain America: Civil War (possibly my least favorite Marvel move), so the movie slowly builds towards his return and once he has finally entered the picture, he is tossed aside so the star crossed romance between Vision and Scarlet can come to in its inevitably conclusion.  UGH! Can we please back to Doctor Strange and Iron Man trading barbs? I wonder what Thor is doing at the moment? What role will the Guardians of the Galaxy play? Of course, I’m sure there are many fans that feel the complete opposite of me. To each their own. 



However, the real star of Avengers: Infinity War is Thanos, wonderfully played by Josh Brolin. Thanos is one of Marvel’s more interesting villains; he is a complete tyrant that is also capable of showing love and compassion. His relationship with his adapted daughter Gamora is extremely complicated; he trained her as ruthless killer, so she could help carry out his plans, but he does genuinely love her.  Josh Brolin’s performance is the glue that holds the movie together and his strong presence keeps this movie going at a fairly fast pace (despite it being two and a half hours long). 



Credits
Cast:  Josh Brolin (Thanos), Robert Downey, Jr. (Tony Stark/Iron Man), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Benedict Cumberbatch (Doctor Strange),  Chris Evans (Steve Rogers/Captain America), Scarlet Johansson (Black Widow),  Chris Pratt (Star Lord), Zoe Saldana (Gamora), Tom Holland (Peter Parker/Spider-Man), Elizabeth Olsen (Scarlet Witch), Paul Bettany (Vision), Chadwick Boseman (T’Challa/ Black Panther), Anthony Mackie( Sam Wilson/Falcon), Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner),  Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon – voice), Dave Bautista (Drax), Pom Klementieff (Mantis), Don Cheadle (James Rhodes/Mar Machine),  Karen Gillan (Nebula), Peter Dinklage (Eitri), Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes), Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Letitia Wright (Shuri), Gwyneth Paltrow (Pepper Potts), William Hurt (Secretary of State Ross), Terry Notary (Cull Obsidian), Tom Vaughan-Lawlor (Ebony Maw), Carrie Coon (Proxima Midnight), Michael James Shaw (Corvus Glave), Benedict Wong (Wong), Danai Gurira (Okoye), Benicio Del Toro (The Collector), Vin Diesel (Groot – voice), Winston Duke (M’Baku), Florence Kasumba (Ayo), Idris Elba (Heimdell), Ariana Greenblatt (Young Gamora), Jacob Batalon (Ned), Ross Marquad (Red Skull (Stonekeeper).
Directors: Anothony Russo, Joe Russo.
Screenplay: Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely.
Running Time: 156 min.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

The Freshman (1925)




My first exposure to the comedy of Harold Lloyd was in the early 2000s when Turner Classic Movies ran a marathon of his movies.   I had already been familiar with the movies of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton; The Gold Rush and The General were staples on PBS.  Yet, Harold Lloyd’s movies were largely unavailable for some time, so when TCM ran this marathon I was compelled to watch.  I was instantly hooked. A few years later, when New Line released a box set of his movies, I immediately bought it (twenty seven movies for sixty dollars! WHAT A DEAL!!!).  I’ve also had the privilege of seeing three of his movies on the big screen: Why Worry?, The Freshman, and Safety Last.  This is the ideal way to watch a Harold Lloy movie; it comes to life in a packed house. 

The Freshman is considered by many to be Lloyd’s best movie, which actually surprises to me. The Freshman is an entertaining, often hilarious movie, yet it’s greatly flawed in the story aspect. The problem I have with it is that Harold’s motivation is fairly self serving one– he wants to be the most popular student on the college campus.  His sole reason for going to college is not to better himself academically, but socially.  It is interesting that in a movie with a college setting there is not a single scene set in the classroom. We see Harold try out for the football team, romance Peggy, and go through a whole series of humiliations, but never once does he crack open a book.  In one of the movie’s more clever ideas, Harold is inspired to go to college after seeing a movie called “The College Hero.” It’s not college that interests him, but the idea, or rather the movie’s idea of college that gets him all fired up. He is obsessed with the movie to the point where he imitates the main character’s, Speedy, silly hand shake (he does a silly jig and then extends out his right hand). This, justifiably, makes him a laughing stock of the college campus.  

Harold realizes that the only way for him to be the “college hero” is by joining the football team and winning a few games. Harold tries out for the team and the coach is less than impressed, but after the tackling dummy has been wrecked, he decides that Harold will be a perfect substitute; he replaces an inanimate dummy with a human dummy.  While the coach doesn’t have any use for Harold as a player, he is impressed with the young man’s spirit, and keeps him on the squad; albeit as the water boy.  The Freshman was made an era when college football was significantly more popular than pro football; the idea being that playing football was all well and good while in college, but once the men graduated it was time to start their real careers.  When The Freshman was made many pro football players adopted colorful nick names; this was done, in part, to give them larger than life personas, but mostly to spare their family any sort of embarrassment. It really wasn’t until the advent of television that pro football caught on with the masses. 



The Freshman also has the most offbeat football game ever shown on the big screen. Did Harold Lloyd even understand the rules? For instance, Harold’s team picks up a first down (due to a twenty yard catch accidentally hauled in by Harold), but a few plays later Harold is waiting to field the other team’s punt.  We don’t see any change of possession, so why is Harold fielding a punt? Is this supposed to take place later in the quarter? Are there a few shots missing? If that isn’t enough, we are then shown the worst bit of (fictional) coaching in cinema history.  After recovering Harold’s “fumble,” the other team, with mere seconds left on the clock, opts to punt the ball instead of just running out the clock. This allows for Harold to return the punt for a touchdown and win the game.  Hopefully, the opposing coach was fired after the game, because this is the most baffling play calling I have ever witnessed; and I say that as Packers fan who watched my team squander a twelve point lead (against Seattle) with five minutes left on the clock, thus losing out on a chance to go to the Super Bowl.  AAAAHHHH!!!!  The football scene is fun too watch, but it’s devoid of any real sense of urgency; Harold fighting against the clock to win the respect of his peers doesn’t really carry much dramatic weight.  It is also a bit troubling to see Harold, sitting on the bench,  hoping one of his teammates gets injured so he can be allowed to play. It’s funny, but it goes to show just how shallow his character really is. 



The problem I have with The Freshman is that the football game is fairly anti-climatic; the real ending of the movie is when Harold punches out the College Cad for making an inappropriate pass on Peggy. The Harold/Peggy romance is the real heart of the story and it’s responsible for some of the movie’s more memorable moments:  Harold and Peggy meet in the dining compartment on a train. Peggy is working on a crossword puzzle and Harold sits down next to her. Harold becomes transfixed by the puzzle and thinks he figured out the word for: a name for the one you love.  He shares his answer ("Sweetheart") with Peggy and then she comes back with another alternative ("Darling"), then they go back and forth with different words.  The old lady seated behind them overhears the conversation and mistakenly believes they are showing their affection for each other. She finally chimes in, “Isn’t it wonderful to be in love?” Harold hears this, freaks out, and runs out of the room.






 Later on when Harold is at a dance at the hotel, he notices that Peggy is alone, working at the counter and slowly realizes that his place is with her.  These are wonderful scenes played to absolute perfection by Lloyd and his regular leading lady, Jobyna Ralston. It is hard not to feel for these two people.  It is also interesting to note the one trope that is missing in The Freshman – the popular girl who Harold obsesses over. Though, it might not have been invented yet.  Most teen comedies feature a subplot where the main character obsesses over the popular girl, while being oblivious to the fact that his female friend, who is usually a tomboy, is in love with him.  The Freshman doesn’t bother with a pointless love triangle, because it’s hard to imagine Harold falling for anyone other then Peggy. Harold Lloyd understands this and allows the romance to speak for itself.

In the entertaining commentary, Rich Correll and Leonard Maltin, point out that, like Harold, Peggy is one of the “have nots.”  She doesn’t attend college, but works multiple jobs - as a counter girl at a hotel and helping her mother run the boarding house that Harold is living in. She immediately relates to Harold because they come from similar backgrounds. He doesn’t put on an act when he is around her and is free to be himself.  The question is - especially after having found his soul mate in Peggy – WHY DOES HAROLD CARE ABOUT BEING POPULAR?! His classmates treat him 
terribly, yet Harold is still determined to win them over. WHY? It practically undermines the wonderful moment where Harold and Peggy finally reveal their true love for one another.  Harold, you found a girl that likes for you who you are, to hell with your douchebag classmates.  It’s also interesting to note that Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky follows the same structure as The Freshman; except Stallone wisely places the emphasis on the Rocky/Adrian relationship, while the fight between Rocky and Apollo is a plot device that sets the story in motion.  Even though Rocky loses the match, the movie has a happy ending because he has found his soul mate in Adrian.  



The Freshman is not Lloyd’s funniest movie, but it does make for an invaluable time capsule of the 1920s – all the trends of the time are on full display.  In one funny bit, Harold, while dancing with a college girl, checks the back pockets of his classmates to see if they are carrying a flask.  The Freshman was made during Prohibition, so the possession of alcohol had to be hidden from plain sight.  Harold’s father is described as a “radio liar,” a term that would have no meaning to modern day audiences. Essentially, Harold’s father likes to futz around on the radio and claims that he is able to tune in far away countries.  Radio was the 1920s equivalent to social media; it was a way for people to reach out to other countries. In the football game, there is no designated passer; the quarterback position was virtually nonexistent at this time and wouldn’t really be perfected until the 1940s with the arrival of such athletes like Sid Luckman (of the Chicago Bears) and Sammy Baugh (of the Washington Redskins). 

It wasn’t until recently that many critics began to hold Harold Lloyd in the same regard as Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, largely because Lloyd didn’t have the same amount of control as the other two.  Lloyd was the driving force behind his movies but usually relinquished directing duties (Sam Taylor and Fred C. Newmeyer are the credited directors of The Freshman).   While Lloyd may not have been as artistically driven as the Chaplin and Keaton, he was easily the best actor out of the three.  Lloyd could have easily been a leading man in any genre, because there was a great range in his acting abilities. His love scenes with Jobyna Ralston are easily on par (if not better) than most romance movies that Hollywood was turning out at the time.  His movies are easily on par with anything that Chaplin and Keaton put out during this era.  Most filmmakers would agree with me; Cary Grant’s look in Bringing Up Baby was inspired by Harold Lloyd. Hell, Lloyd was even the model for Clark Kent.  Lloyd was even a huge influence on the 1960s counterculture;  the ending of The Graduate was  greatly inspired by the ending of Girl Shy.  The Graduate is often described as “the movie that defined a generation.”  How ironic that it was taking its notes from a comedian of an earlier generation.

Credits
Cast: Harold Lloyd (Harold Lamb), Jobyna Ralston (Peggy), Brooks Benedict (The College Cad), Pat Harmon (The Football Coach), James H. Anderson (The College Hero), Hazel Keener (The College Belle), Joseph Harrington (The College Tailor), May Wallace (Harold’s Mother),Charles Stevenson (Assistant Coach).
Directors: Fred C. Newmeyer, Sam Taylor.
Screenplay: Sam Taylor, Ted Wilde, John Grey, Tim Whelan, Thomas J.Grey (titles), Harold Lloyd.
Running Time: 76 min.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)



I have been reluctant to write an article about Star Wars: The Last Jedi, largely because practically every blog and Youtube commentator has beaten me to the punch.  It’s one of the most divisive Disney..er I mean Star Wars movies ever made; people either love it or hate it.  My viewing experience of Star Wars: The Last Jedi was eerily similar to the one I had during The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; I found both movies to be extremely frustrating and by the end I had no desire to see the next chapter in the series.  I have yet to see The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies and I honestly could care less about the next episode of Star Wars. They exemplify the unfortunate trend of modern day filmmaking– take a beloved franchise, inject it full of steroids, and disregard any attempt at storytelling in favor of fan service. The Last Jedi is not a bad movie and, despite the claims of the Internet, it is far from being the worst Star Wars movie ever made (I personally award that to Attack of the Clones).  The Last Jedi, like Desolation of Smaug before it, is frustrating because it had the potential of being a genuinely great movie, but often gets bogged down by needless characters and pointless subplots.  It is a competently made movie, with some truly stunning visuals, but the script is a total mess.   While director Rian Johnson is credited as the writer, I’m sure he was given nonstop memos by the studio to make sure he was filling out the proper check boxes. 

It certainly doesn’t help that The Last Jedi often plays like an extended episode of Battlestar Galactica. The rebels are being pursued by the First Order throughout space and, after Leia is knocked unconscious, there is infighting between the crew which finally escalates in Poe Dameron committing mutiny against Vice Admiral Holdo. 
The character of Holdo is problematic for two reasons:
1. She isn’t introduced until midway through the movie and barely registers as a character. Who is she? What is her motivation?  It is a bid odd how she scolds Poe for being hot headed, but later on, after he has committed a mutiny, gushes to Leia about how much she likes him. Really?  She has a “boys will be boys” conversation with Leia and Poe is immediately forgiven for his criminal act. Granted, given how scant the resistance is, I guess there isn’t much a choice. It’s bad writing disguised as a character arc. “You see, she wasn’t so bad, after all. She did have a plan. And she likes Poe!”
2. Holdo is essentially a place holder for Leia. It would have been more interesting if Poe was leading a mutiny against Leia.  It would give his a character some conflict; Leia has been a mentor to him and he would have debate whether or not to go through with it. In the first act, Leia berates Poe  for his reckless behavior and demotes him to Captain.  It seems inevitable that the two of them are going to butt heads and…… then Leia is bed ridden for nearly half an hour while Holdo barks orders.  Poe butting heads with her surrogate doesn’t have the same dramatic impact and the resolution is a bit weak:  Holdo had a plan all along; she just kept it from Poe because…ummmmmm…… Not to mention her plan ultimately results in most of the rebel forces being picked off by the First Order, so maybe Poe had a legitimate reason to doubt her leadership skills. Also, given the fact it has been established that Poe is a bit of hot head who constantly disregards orders; wouldn’t it have benefitted Holdo to have someone keep an eye him? Or lock him up in the Brig?  She scolds him for his reckless behavior, but it never occurs to her that he might try something that is…reckless. 



I know we’re supposed to condemn Poe for being a hot head, but he is the only character that seems to understand the urgency of the situation, while everyone else just goes through the motions.  While it is easy for Leia (and the audience) to berate Poe for his risk taking, let’s not forget that the resistance is in dire straits; at certain point they’re going to have to take a roll of dice.  Oscar Isaac is a fine actor, but he is absolutely let down by this series. In The Force Awakens, Poe is off screen for a good chunk of the movie and in The Last Jedi he is made to look like a fool.  

While it’s nice to see Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia (especially that brief moment she gets to share with Mark Hamill), it’s a shame that she is given very little to do. She butts heads with Poe in the early scenes; gets shot out into space; uses the force to survive the cold vacuum of space; and then spends a good chunk of screen time in a coma. This also begs the question: Why not kill off Leia? The sad death of Carrie Fisher makes it impossible for Leia to appear in future entries (without the use of CGI) so why not give her a heroic death? I understand they filmed all of her scenes, but couldn’t they have figured something out in post production.  Of course, if Leia gets killed too early that would make it impossible for her to be reunited with Luke, albeit briefly. Still, with Fisher being gone, how are they going to resolve the Leia issue in the next movie? 



 The fact that the First Order “reigns supreme” (despite having their super space station blown up a few hours ago) is more likely due to the fact that the resistance is poorly run rather than them being an efficient force of evil.  How else do you explain the resistance losing to the likes of General Hux and Kylo Ren? General Hux is extremely incompetent, and Domhnall Gleeson’s performance is so over the top that it often borders on parody.  One could easily believe that Gleeson was cast in a Spaceballs sequel, but accidentally wandered on to the The Last Jedi set, instead.  Who knows, maybe Domhnall Gleeson was paying homage to George Wyner’s performance (as Colonel Sanders) in Spaceballs?  The movie opens with Poe Dameron, in a bid to buy time, prank calling General Hux.  Hux, despite being this supposedly “sinister” monster, just stands around like a dummy and allows Poe to continue with this charade, instead of just ordering Poe to be shot down.  It is an odd way to begin a movie, especially when you want to establish the First Order as a credible threat. Imagine if in the original Star Wars, Grand Moff Tarkin’s first scene began with him slipping on a banana peel.  His credibility as a villain would be shot to shit and he would be regarded as a complete joke.  Again, how is a supposedly intelligent leader like Leia getting beating outsmarted by this dumbass?  


  


Do Star Wars fans genuinely like Captain Phasma?  She comes off as a desperate attempt by the studio to create a Boba Fett-like character – one that fans will immediately cling to because she looks cool. The character is so devoid of any personality – and menace- that I wonder why they even bothered to cast Gwendoline Christie in the role. A stunt woman would have easily sufficed (and probably cost considerably less).  Her big moment in The Last Jedi is that she, once again, loses to Finn. 


It also occurs to me that the new Star Wars movies completely negate the original trilogy; thirty years later and Leia is still the leader of the resistance, Han has gone back to being a smuggler, and Luke lives in complete isolation. I wouldn’t go so far to say  that “DISNEY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD,” but it is slightly depressing to see two iconic characters from my youth,  first Han Solo in The Force Awakens and now Luke Skywalker, relegated to bitter old men who are promptly killed off after their moment of “heroism.” There was always a nice dynamic between Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy; Han was the cynical rogue, while Luke was the eternal optimist. Han was the cool character that everyone wanted to be, while Luke was the heart of the series.  The fact that Luke has given up, and treats Rey in such a cold manner, often feels like a betrayal of the character. On the other hand: what else could Rian Johnson possibly do with the character?  If Luke is the optimist of the original trilogy, then there is basically no dramatic conflict between Rey and him. Also, he wouldn’t be in hiding in the first place; he would be fighting side by side with Leia to bring down the First Order.  I don’t blame Rian Johnson for this, because “the map to Luke Skywalker” was the MacGuffin in The Force Awakens.  

On the other hand, Luke being a disillusioned old man is one of the more compelling aspects of the movie.  Luke isn’t wrong when he talks about the Jedi’s many past failures:  they couldn’t spot the Sith Lord in their midst until it was too late; they knew Anakin was emotionally unstable but assigned him to guard Padme (despite the obvious crush he has on her); they knew that the clones were created under highly suspect circumstances but used them any ways; and Luke, sensing Kylo Ren might turn to the dark side, briefly contemplates killing his own nephew him and when he finally regains his senses, it is too late; Kylo retaliates and destroys the Jedi temple.  Luke explains to Rey that the “legend of Luke Skywalker” eventually became a burden, because it was a standard that he, as a mere man, could never live up to.  One can’t help seeing a parallel with Mark Hamill’s film career; the character of Luke Skywalker casted such a huge shadow that it doomed Hamill to decades of mediocrity; culminating in direct to video purgatory.  He eventually found in redemption in the role of The Joker in Batman: The Animated Series.  This may not be the Luke Skywalker the fans wanted, but this is by far Hamill’s strongest performance in the entire Star Wars series. 

Unfortunately, Luke is so engulfed in his self loathing that he fails to realize that he is pushing Rey straight into the arms of Kylo Ren.  Rey is trying to find her place in the world and hopes that Luke can give her a few answers, and maybe even train her, but his cold treatment makes her disillusioned and she finds an unlikely kindred spirit in Kylo Ren.  The Rey/Kylo Ren storyline is the most intriguing aspect of The Last Jedi, because it’s unlike anything we’ve seen in previous Star Wars movies.  It also proves to be the most frustrating aspect, because Rian Johnson completely undermines a fairly interesting plot twist.  For some mysterious reason (that is later explained) the force keeps connecting Kylo Ren and Rey; initially Rey is put off by this (after all, this is the same man that killed Han Solo) but as the movie progresses she starts to believe that maybe Kylo Ren isn’t all that bad, and, in fact sense that there is still some good in him.  She is convinced she can change Kylo Ren for the better and decides to meet him head on



It is interesting how the movie breaks down the barriers of good and evil; Kylo Ren has done great evil in the past but he was greatly wronged by the protagonists of the original trilogy (Han, Leia, and Luke).   Han was a total deadbeat dad, who when things took a turn of a worse got out of town. Leia was probably a well meaning mother but was too involved in politics to give her son the attention he desperately needed.  While Luke, rather than reaching out to Kylo, automatically assumed the worst and contemplated killing his own nephew in cold blood.  Yet, Kylo Ren is greatly torn up over killing his father and later on, when he has a chance to kill Leia, he can’t bring himself to do it. He is not a good man, but he is not a one dimensional baddie, either.  Unfortunately, Rey is not nearly as compelling as a character, because she is completely devoid of any flaws. She doesn’t earn any of her powers; they are magically given to her.  While I enjoyed The Force Awakens, the first thought that popped into my head after the movie was, “What are they going to do with Rey?”  Without any training, she’s already the best Jedi to ever walk the universe, so what can they possibly do with her?  Then, for a brief moment, it seemed that Rian Johnson had a brilliant answer to that question.  After Kylo Ren and Rey have taken out Snoke’s guards, he pleads with her to join forces with him. I can’t be the only person that genuinely wanted this to happen, because it would have made for an interesting cliff hanger.  Kylo makes an interesting point; both of them have been greatly disappointed by their would be mentors and the Jedi/Sith way of life has only wrought misery onto the galaxy. Let it die and build something new.  To hell with the First Order and the Resistance!  Unfortunately, such an idea is too interesting for Star Wars and Rey resists Kylo Ren’s offer and he goes back to being a full on baddie!  



Final note: Many fans were angered at how easily Snoke was killed off by Kylo Ren. I wasn’t really bothered by this plot point because I didn’t find Snoke to particularly interesting.  However, I don’t think it’s so much Snoke’s death that fans were against as it was the execution of the scene. It is laughable bad! It’s something straight out of an old G.I. Joe episode. Snoke sits on his throne and gloats, for minutes on end, about how he can’t be betrayed, only to be betrayed by Kylo Ren. Oh, the irony! Snoke is able to manipulate the force so that it can connect Kylo Ren and Rey, but he can’t sense that his pupil, who is an emotional wreck, is about to betray him. It’s a rather silly moment!  I don’t even want to waste my time talking about the Finn/Rose subplot, because it is fairly pointless and doesn’t accomplish thing. It’s annoying to seeing Finn being reduced to “comedy relief” while Rose is practically perfect in every way. 



The Last Jedi isn’t so much a bad movie as it is a disappointing one. It has a few genuinely interesting moments and then proceeds to undermine them in dumbest ways imaginable. Oh, look, Luke is finally going to confront Kylo Ren. This is going to epic. Oh, he’s a hologram? Did Stephen Moffat write this script? It feels like the kind of “clever” twist you would find in the later seasons of Doctor Who? Also, it amazes me that Rian Johnson actually ripped off the ending to Chuck Norris comedy, Sidekicks. The final shot of that movie is a boy in a wheelchair being inspired by Chuck Norris themed magazine.  The Last Jedi has a slave boy, staring off into the stars, inspired by the story of Luke Skywalker’s last stand.  Though, at least Sidekicks had a central character that was slightly relatable. 

Cast: Daisy Ridley (Rey), Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker), Adam Driver (Kylo Ren), Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron), Carrie Fisher (Leia), John Boyega (Finn), Kelly Marie Tran (Rose), Laura Dern (Vice Admiral Holdo), Andy Serkis (Emperor Snoke), Domhnall Gleeson (General Hux), Benicio Del Toro (DJ), Gwendoline Christie (Captain Phasma), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), Bille Lourd (Lieutenant Connix), Frank Oz (Yoda – voice), Lupita Nyong’o (Maz Kanata – voice), Joonas Suotamo (Chewbacca).
Writer/Director: Rian Johnson
Running Time: 153 min.

Snow White's Revenge/Scandal (2024)

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